thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
