i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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