Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
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You. Win. At. Life.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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