i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
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I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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