I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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