I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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