Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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