i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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