If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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