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(586): View more from Michigan

Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****

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What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?

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Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!

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(586): Omg! Love it! Cant find L***** (734): What!!?? Like after last night you lost her? (586): Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts! http://tfl.nu/nyv8

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(732): View more from New Jersey

so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house

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(732): so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house http://tfl.nu/3ust

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.

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(617): The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke. http://tfl.nu/s0m0

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(843): View more from South Carolina

you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever

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(843): you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever http://tfl.nu/z6zx

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(916): View more from California

It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.

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(916): It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable. http://tfl.nu/6byi

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(757): View more from Virginia

I won't be sarcastic... just naked

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(757): I won't be sarcastic... just naked http://tfl.nu/3vff

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.

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(978): So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show. http://tfl.nu/9mds

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(805): View more from California

The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.

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(805): The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery. http://tfl.nu/hbuh

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(631): View more from New York

figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.

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(631): figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard. http://tfl.nu/oj4g

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(613): View more from Ontario

Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.

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(613): Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control. http://tfl.nu/w1lp

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(503): View more from Oregon

You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.

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(503): You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure. http://tfl.nu/1pyv

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower

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(508): I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower http://tfl.nu/2amr

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(573): View more from Missouri

Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!

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(573): Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go! http://tfl.nu/7mkv

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(719): View more from Colorado

Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.

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(719): Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover. http://tfl.nu/9z9a

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(707): View more from California

Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.

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(707): Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game. http://tfl.nu/mbnx

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