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• (571): View more from Virginia

  So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.

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• (718): View more from New York

  You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.

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• (530): View more from California

  dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often

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• (253): View more from Washington

  The pine trees are waving at me.

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  Put the pipe down honey.

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  Hi trees.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump

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• (206): View more from Washington

  So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...

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  The subtweets were good enough

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  Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore

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• (510): View more from California

  this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.

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  3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one

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