How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
10 Things Your Gyno Wants You To Stop Doing To Your Vagina
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
For Some Reason, Boys Are Singing The ‘Halo’ Theme Song In School Bathrooms
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.