you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
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Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
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we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.