We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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