so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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