don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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