What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
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It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
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I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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