their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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