Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
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He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
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God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
The adults are the big ones right?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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