Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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