hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
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You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
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drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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