worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
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Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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