i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Drunk is not a location!
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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