grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
home. puking in laundry basket.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
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