Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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