My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Randomize
