so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
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I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
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Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
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I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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