yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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