We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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