either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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