Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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