i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
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Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
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What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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