the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
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You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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