Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
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I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I have post one night stand depression
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