The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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