Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
should my penis look like a turkey
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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