great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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