That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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