Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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