I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
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Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
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He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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