It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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