i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
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This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
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