Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
one might say we're banned from that church
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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