It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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