Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
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Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
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That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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