Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
did you just send me my own nude
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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