question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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