so explain again why im purple
no
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Randomize
