I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
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Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
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No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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