We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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