I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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