you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
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His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
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I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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