I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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