Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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