i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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