So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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