Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
