do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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