you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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